*At a Batfamily meeting*
Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn’t count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-
Jason: what do you mean ‘thE OnLY oNe’, you aren’t the only one
Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?
Jason: Me? I’ve literally been married for years?
Bruce: EXCUSE ME???
Dick: who to?
Jason: Roy
Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS
Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time
Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage
Jason: I mean, both but still…
*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*
Bruce: I hear you are married to my son
Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir
Bruce: without my blessing
Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can’t testify against each other
Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding
Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip
Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE
Roy: I’m sorry, sir
Bruce: tell me one more thing
Bruce: was Ollie there?
Roy: No
Bruce: Does Ollie know
Roy: No
Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first
Roy: uh, sure?
It's pride month baby~
So, how does Batfam piss off the homophobes?
Dick: launches his drag career
Jason: kisses Roy
Tim: exists in canon
Damian: changes his cape colors
Duke: Your Fave Is Queer: A Slideshow
Cullen: blasts queer punk anthems
Stephanie: dyes her hair rainbow
Cassandra: dump garbage on their doorsteps
Barbara: publicly reads the story of Achilles
Harper: wears a tuxedo
Carrie: unveils new pronouns
Kate: dates their daughter
Alfred: speed-officiates a bunch of weddings
Selina: paints her claws with different flags
Bruce: donates to every queer charity
batfamily twitter chaos‼️
There’s a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven’t taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it’s all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton
First Time Meeting Damian
Tim: What is that?
Dick, introducing Damian: This is Damian. He’s the new Robin
Tim: No, Robins are supposed to be excited and jumpy and full of life, like how we used to be before it fucked us up. This *gesturing to Damian* is a Bruce
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Steph: Aw, what a cute kid
Tim: He’s a Bruce
Steph: …oh
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Jason: Damian just got to the manor
Talia: And? What did the family think of it?
Jason: Well, despite automatically knowing he’s gonna be the next Robin, we all thought he resembled a deformed, and a more fucked up version of Bruce
Jason found out that the easiest way to get the things he wants from Bruce and Dick is to be the slightest bit cute. Chaos follows.
Bruce: Tell me again why you let Jason drive the Batmobile behind my back?
Dick: [mumbles]
Bruce: hn?
Dick: He called me big brother okay! He said please! He pulled the little wing card! I caved Bruce! I caved under the pressure!
Bruce: You can look Darkseid in the eye and crack jokes but the moment Jason says please you crack under pressure?
Dick: like you wouldn’t crumble into dust if he said “Hey Dad can I have a rocket launcher please?”
Bruce, thinking about it: … yeah I would fold like laundry.
Dick: Exactly!
Birds of a feather!
(Pride 2019) | (Pride 2020) | (Pride 2021) | (Pride 2022) | Pride 2023
Wow, can’t believe I’ve been doing this for five years! Thanks again for the support! I’m thrilled to finally get feedback from you guys on polls. 🌈
Anyway, you can make requests for different flags for 2023 designs. I’ll do them if I’m available!
Links: [Gay] / [Lesbian] / [Ace] / [Aro] / [Bi] / [Pan] / [Trans] / [NB]
Pride Skulls🌼💀🏳️🌈
Panromantic Demisexual Name Association of Soph for @flowers-inthepieshop
name meaning: wisdom
The Batfamily makes up holidays they take very seriously.
What are the holidays?