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batfamhyperfixation:

*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn’t count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean ‘thE OnLY oNe’, you aren’t the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I’ve literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still…

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can’t testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I’m sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

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Anonymous said:

It's pride month baby~

So, how does Batfam piss off the homophobes?

Dick: launches his drag career

Jason: kisses Roy

Tim: exists in canon

Damian: changes his cape colors

Duke: Your Fave Is Queer: A Slideshow

Cullen: blasts queer punk anthems

Stephanie: dyes her hair rainbow

Cassandra: dump garbage on their doorsteps

Barbara: publicly reads the story of Achilles

Harper: wears a tuxedo

Carrie: unveils new pronouns

Kate: dates their daughter

Alfred: speed-officiates a bunch of weddings

Selina: paints her claws with different flags

Bruce: donates to every queer charity

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incorrectbatfam:

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damianwaynerocks:

batfamily twitter chaos‼️

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tsuyakiku:

Birds

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gallifreygal:

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There’s a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven’t taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it’s all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

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raphael-angele:

First Time Meeting Damian

Tim: What is that?

Dick, introducing Damian: This is Damian. He’s the new Robin

Tim: No, Robins are supposed to be excited and jumpy and full of life, like how we used to be before it fucked us up. This *gesturing to Damian* is a Bruce

Steph: Aw, what a cute kid

Tim: He’s a Bruce

Steph: …oh

Jason: Damian just got to the manor

Talia: And? What did the family think of it?

Jason: Well, despite automatically knowing he’s gonna be the next Robin, we all thought he resembled a deformed, and a more fucked up version of Bruce

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p1nkshield:

Jason found out that the easiest way to get the things he wants from Bruce and Dick is to be the slightest bit cute. Chaos follows.

Bruce: Tell me again why you let Jason drive the Batmobile behind my back?

Dick: [mumbles]

Bruce: hn?

Dick: He called me big brother okay! He said please! He pulled the little wing card! I caved Bruce! I caved under the pressure!

Bruce: You can look Darkseid in the eye and crack jokes but the moment Jason says please you crack under pressure?

Dick: like you wouldn’t crumble into dust if he said “Hey Dad can I have a rocket launcher please?”

Bruce, thinking about it: … yeah I would fold like laundry.

Dick: Exactly!

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cinematicsource:

THE MUMMY (1999)
dir. Stephen Sommers

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tsuyakiku:

Give him water

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rhan-hastur:

I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈

EDIT: Part 2

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blue-dragon-has-a-pen:

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Birds of a feather!

(Pride 2019) | (Pride 2020) | (Pride 2021) | (Pride 2022) | Pride 2023

Wow, can’t believe I’ve been doing this for five years! Thanks again for the support! I’m thrilled to finally get feedback from you guys on polls. 🌈

Anyway, you can make requests for different flags for 2023 designs. I’ll do them if I’m available!

Links: [Gay] / [Lesbian] / [Ace] / [Aro] / [Bi] / [Pan] / [Trans] / [NB]

Keep reading

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casart:

Pride Skulls🌼💀🏳️‍🌈

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bugs-sad-lgbtq-edits:

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Panromantic Demisexual Name Association of Soph for @flowers-inthepieshop

name meaning: wisdom

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Anonymous said:

The Batfamily makes up holidays they take very seriously.

What are the holidays?

  • Waffle Hour Wednesday
  • 3rd of July
  • New Year’s Eve Eve Eve Eve
  • Jason’s birthday (x2)
  • Halloween pt. 7
  • Feral Possum Day
  • The Butts Match anniversary
  • The climax of Duke’s DND campaign
  • Sleep Day
  • The Robin Olympics
  • The Wayne Family Awards Show
  • Bat-Pride Drag Race